1 00:00:01,418 --> 00:00:07,966 It seems that everything there is today It's violence in movies and sex on TV. 2 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:11,303 Where have the old values gone? 3 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,972 What did we used to have? 4 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,559 Luckily there is a father of the family 5 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:21,480 Luckily there is a man Which certainly can do 6 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:22,981 Everything that makes us 7 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:24,608 laugh and cry 8 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:29,738 He is a family man 9 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:36,870 -Peter, have you brushed your teeth? -No. 10 00:00:36,954 --> 00:00:38,956 -Peter, brush your teeth. -I don't want to. 11 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,625 -Peter, brush your teeth. -No, it's stupid. 12 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:43,877 We'll have to do it the hard way. 13 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:45,087 -No. -Open your mouth. 14 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:46,255 -No. -Open your mouth. 15 00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:50,676 Show me your teeth. Show them to me. Peter, did you hear that? 16 00:00:57,641 --> 00:01:00,143 Oh, God. They have entered some men at home. 17 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:03,188 Dad, what's wrong? I heard a noise. 18 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:07,442 -Is there anyone downstairs? -For God's sake, Meg. You scared me. Sorry. 19 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:09,611 What's wrong with you, stupid? 20 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:13,115 -What's all the fuss about? -Quickly, everyone get into the attic. 21 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:18,620 Peter, what is that? 22 00:01:19,955 --> 00:01:21,707 I thought about making a panic room 23 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:24,209 after watching The Butterfly Effect. 24 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:26,420 I thought, "It's terrible. 25 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:29,631 "I wish I could run away to a place where the film doesn't find me." 26 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:32,050 -And... -What the hell are we waiting for? 27 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,847 With these monitors, the house is monitored. 28 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:39,433 There's Stewie's room, Chris's, Meg's... 29 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:42,102 Peter, there's no phone. How do we call the police? 30 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:44,813 -God! We are going to die. -Nothing about that. 31 00:01:44,897 --> 00:01:46,398 We will eat each other. 32 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:50,444 The important thing is that the last one left know this story. 33 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:54,948 The history of history of the Griffin family. That's how it all started. 34 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:57,534 It all started with the big bang. 35 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:58,827 It was Saturday night 36 00:01:58,911 --> 00:02:01,705 and God and Chugs, his roommate, they had a fight. 37 00:02:02,331 --> 00:02:03,999 You're going to lose, man. 38 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:09,796 -Man, how disgusting. -Yeah. Unbeaten. 39 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:12,466 Wait, another one is coming. Quick, give me the lighter. 40 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:23,769 Then, for millions of years, Evolution continued its course. 41 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:34,154 Of course the state of Kansas obliges me 42 00:02:34,238 --> 00:02:36,949 to offer the alternative of the Church to evolution. 43 00:02:47,751 --> 00:02:51,547 GASOLINE - USA IS THE BEST 44 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:53,882 Then a meteorite collided with the Earth, 45 00:02:53,966 --> 00:02:56,051 turning it into a block of ice. 46 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:58,595 But it thawed and the cavemen appeared. 47 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:04,393 -Why is Peter sad? -Brian, Peter invent wheel. 48 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:07,437 Peter show wheel to the people, but no one wants to roll. 49 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,606 Everyone excited about trapezoid. 50 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:12,317 -No one buys a wheel. -Peter, did you invent a wheel? 51 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:14,862 Be great progress. Being able to become a millionaire. 52 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:18,824 -And why doesn't anyone buy Peter's wheel? -Maybe you don't sell it well. 53 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:19,950 Brian helps. 54 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:24,872 Well, sell wheel as we rehearsed. 55 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:27,666 -I don't know if I can. -Big money. You can't even imagine. 56 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:32,713 Hello. I Peter. Tired of walking? Need something to move around? 57 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:36,550 Peter wheel will take you. Joe, do you want to try wheelchair wheeling? 58 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:38,677 For the last time, Joe doesn't want to. 59 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:47,019 -Brian, Peter fail again. -Not so fast. Brian have another idea. 60 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,980 Who to buy wheel from, give him a dead bird. 61 00:03:52,191 --> 00:03:55,777 -Not working. Try drastic measure. -Brian, what the hell? 62 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:58,906 Pretty girl next to wheel make me want to roll. 63 00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:02,409 If I buy wheel, Maybe take me a pretty girl. I buy a wheel. 64 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:07,831 People want Peter's wheel thanks to sexy wife. 65 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:10,334 Today you and I are partying as if it were year zero. 66 00:04:11,877 --> 00:04:14,755 Everyone to hell. What the hell? Stewie win. 67 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,716 There has been many important Griffins in history, 68 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:21,011 Like Moses Griffin, who guided the Jews to flee Egypt. 69 00:04:23,347 --> 00:04:27,476 Okay, it's going to be a long trip, but I will guide you to freedom. 70 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:29,686 Now, Jews, come on! 71 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:35,609 We have reached the Red Sea. 72 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:38,612 -We just have to swim across. -I don't bring a swimsuit. 73 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:42,199 -I don't want to step on a shell. -Water gets in my ears. 74 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:43,575 I ate 20 minutes ago. 75 00:04:43,659 --> 00:04:46,203 What they throw down the toilet in Cairo it ends here. 76 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:49,248 Okay, I'll see what I can do. 77 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:58,757 "I can part the Red Sea." 78 00:04:58,841 --> 00:05:01,593 Do you know that three years ago that you don't talk to your brother? 79 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:05,138 Well, listen. 80 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:07,891 Before continuing, I am going to set some rules. 81 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:10,227 First commandment: shut your mouth. 82 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:13,814 Second commandment: I can't help it being sunny. 83 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:16,567 Third commandment: The candy is gone. 84 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:17,860 They are gone. 85 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:18,944 Fourth commandment: 86 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:22,364 when we see a sign, Don't read it out loud. 87 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:23,949 And now, come on, walk. 88 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:30,372 Behold. "Danny Gans, comedian of the year". 89 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:31,540 What have I told you? 90 00:05:31,874 --> 00:05:33,834 -"No mess checks." -Damn. 91 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:36,211 -"Mancow in the morning." -Shut up. 92 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,714 Peter, shall we leave the story for a moment? 93 00:05:38,881 --> 00:05:41,133 We have to think how we will survive. 94 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:44,094 -Is there enough food here? -Yes, well thought out. 95 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:47,014 -Meg, bring us some sandwiches. -Wait. What a good idea. 96 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:49,725 If Meg fits through the chute, You can go out and ask for help. 97 00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:52,394 -Dad, I can't get into the duct. -It's true. 98 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:54,730 We have to lubricate it so it doesn't get stuck. 99 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:58,734 -Everyone spit on him. -Stop, that's enough. 100 00:05:58,817 --> 00:06:01,612 I say I can't because there are thieves below. 101 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:04,198 They won't touch you. You are full of spit. 102 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:05,699 Be careful, Meg. 103 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:11,496 -I hate you. -And I love you, bitch. 104 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:13,540 No, it was a joke. Can you imagine? 105 00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:22,216 -Do you think Meg has left the duct? -Let's see it. 106 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:28,514 There it is, in the kitchen. Hi Meg, see you in the kitchen. 107 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:30,682 My sandwich, with whole wheat bread, please. 108 00:06:30,766 --> 00:06:33,352 No, don't use that mustard. Put on the other. 109 00:06:33,602 --> 00:06:35,062 God, Meg. They know you are there. 110 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:37,356 Quick, remove that mustard. Put the other one. 111 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:40,526 Oh no! The thieves have my girl. 112 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:44,530 I think they write a poster to tell us something. 113 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:47,491 You better not mix my pencils. 114 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:49,117 WE HAVE YOUR SON 115 00:06:49,201 --> 00:06:52,162 -"We have your son." -Meg is our daughter. 116 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:55,707 OH REALLY? 117 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,334 Peter, do something. 118 00:06:57,626 --> 00:07:01,296 Let some bad guys capture Meg It reminds me of another story. 119 00:07:01,672 --> 00:07:03,090 It distracts me. 120 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:06,343 It's the story from my ancestor Nate Griffin. 121 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,554 Nate Griffin was his slave name. 122 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:13,684 His name was actually Richard Bachman. And this is the story of its origin. 123 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:18,647 It all started in Africa, in the village of Quahogswana, 124 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:21,984 where he was a proud member of the Tootie-y-Blair tribe. 125 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:24,862 Hey, Quagdingo, How was your date last night? 126 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:27,614 Fantastic. With a pygmy, you feel big 127 00:07:27,698 --> 00:07:30,701 Do you want to have a drink at Club 227? 128 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,035 Not today, Joemama. 129 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:34,288 I'm going to look for a log to make a drum 130 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:37,666 and play the beginning of Hot for teacher. See you later. 131 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:41,378 Then for half an hour, flies on the face When are there too many? 132 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:44,715 But first, the orange thing in the sky and what to do to make her happy. 133 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:53,307 You shouldn't be hanging around here. White men have been seen nearby, 134 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:57,102 setting traps and playing softball leagues. 135 00:07:57,477 --> 00:08:00,856 Let them do what they want. Live and let live, as I say. 136 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:05,986 -I'm sure they say the same thing. -Hello. I'm Cleveland, from South Carolina. 137 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:09,239 You have a different color than mine. Don't you wish we were equal? 138 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:18,290 Hey, Quagdingo, Do you want to play Veveo again? 139 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:20,876 -No. -I see something beige. 140 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:21,960 -Wood. -Yeah. 141 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:25,088 Welcome to the news of what I think is the dawn. 142 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:29,092 Our owner remains: Where is this giant canoe going? 143 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:31,970 But first, let's go with Ollie Williams and his port report. 144 00:08:32,054 --> 00:08:33,263 -Ollie? -I have seen a fish. 145 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:35,265 Thanks, Ollie. Now, to sleep. 146 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:45,067 Guys, a shackle has come loose. 147 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:47,361 If we manage to escape, it occurs to me 148 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:50,405 how to give him what he deserves to the captain of the ship. 149 00:08:57,746 --> 00:09:00,541 -Where is the captain? -I don't know. I haven't seen it. 150 00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:12,094 Dirty... 151 00:09:14,263 --> 00:09:17,099 This is going to be the best summer of our lives. 152 00:09:17,933 --> 00:09:18,934 And it was. 153 00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:22,855 But Nate was soon forced to work on a southern plantation. 154 00:09:22,938 --> 00:09:24,064 He went far away, 155 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:27,359 where Howard Johnson stops being seen and there are starting to be Stuckey's. 156 00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:31,029 In short, it was a horrible place. where they took away their African names 157 00:09:31,113 --> 00:09:32,364 and they gave them new names. 158 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:36,201 -What is your name? -Tobi, with a Latin i. 159 00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:39,371 With an accent on the i and a line on the o, 160 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:42,416 to indicate a long vowel, not a short one. 161 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:44,459 Sometimes I dot the i 162 00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:47,171 with a smiling face, a heart or something. 163 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:50,632 -To brighten the reader's day. -I asked you your name. 164 00:09:50,716 --> 00:09:53,594 Honey, if you keep hitting me, It will be the one you want. 165 00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:57,514 Of course then the South It was a very different place than today. 166 00:09:57,598 --> 00:09:59,766 a backwater where they didn't believe in science 167 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:01,768 and they hated the one who was different. 168 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,855 Time knows how to change a place and its people. 169 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:09,860 Excuse me. Hello. Yes can I talk with someone from human resources? 170 00:10:10,861 --> 00:10:13,405 -I have a complaint about work. -That? 171 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:15,866 The barracks are crowded, we work long hours, 172 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:19,328 and I don't like to tell on myself, 173 00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:23,624 but a couple of foremen They have said racist insults. 174 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,421 Then suddenly he saw her. 175 00:10:29,505 --> 00:10:32,549 Lois Laura Bush Lynne Cheney Pewterschmidt 176 00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:34,009 the daughter of the plantation owner. 177 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:37,262 Normally, black people They are not attracted to white women, 178 00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:38,972 but she was different. 179 00:10:39,056 --> 00:10:42,017 As the poet would say, she was one of those women 180 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,770 with the ones you want practice sex without stopping, 181 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:47,814 with breasts that you want to squeeze 182 00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:50,192 to make it look like a cross-eyed torso. 183 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:52,653 He knew it had to be his. 184 00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:10,420 Is there anyone there? 185 00:11:10,504 --> 00:11:12,256 -Lois. -Who are you? 186 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:15,384 Hello. I'm Nate Griffin. I work for your father against my will. 187 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:17,344 Yeah? And what do you do? 188 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:19,555 Let's say I know how to hook up with a slut. 189 00:11:22,558 --> 00:11:25,978 As soon as he uttered that spicy joke, 190 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,772 Their lives changed forever. 191 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:32,150 -Do you want to do it? -You bet your little black ass. 192 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:36,196 And the next 15 years, They secretly formed a family. 193 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:39,241 Dinner is ready. At the table, children. 194 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:42,244 Do you know the best of being half white, half black? 195 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:44,621 That when I grow up, everyone will accept me. 196 00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:49,376 -Daddy. -What I thought. 197 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:52,504 Lois, how could you shame the family like that? 198 00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:54,381 That I am here. 199 00:11:54,590 --> 00:11:57,885 Daddy, you embarrass us. Nate and I love each other. 200 00:11:58,135 --> 00:12:00,596 Tell the authorities. You will all go to jail. 201 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:02,764 Run. 202 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:06,560 And so they began their escape to the north. 203 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:09,479 Luckily, it helped them. Nate's good friend, Al Cowlings, 204 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:11,815 who appeared on his trusty white bronco. 205 00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:14,526 But the law was on their heels. 206 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:21,074 We have a good view of the chase from here, Tom. 207 00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:24,077 That's right, Diane. We see Nate Griffin and Al Cowlings, 208 00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:25,746 who we believe is Al Cowlings. 209 00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:27,164 We continue with the chase. 210 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,291 It's a useless effort on your part. 211 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,960 The horse will have to stop to eat grain. 212 00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:36,298 But luck favored them and finally they reached the north. 213 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:39,301 Since then, Nate dedicated his life to take revenge on the white man 214 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:41,094 for the injustice of slavery 215 00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:43,931 inventing the General Directorate of Traffic. 216 00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:46,099 -Sir, have you filled out 1170? -I think so. 217 00:12:46,183 --> 00:12:48,519 -Have you filled out the 1170? -I have filled this out. 218 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:51,271 That's 1190. You have to stand in the blue line. 219 00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:53,690 -I've already been there. -Don't be insolent to me. 220 00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:56,109 -I've been here all morning. -That's not my business. 221 00:12:56,193 --> 00:12:57,736 I stand in line, they send me to... 222 00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,738 You can call to make an appointment. 223 00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,157 They don't catch him, he always communicates. It's absurd. 224 00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:03,450 Get in line for appointments. 225 00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:05,619 -I don't want to wait. -I can't help you. 226 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:07,287 Explain that to someone else. 227 00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:08,997 -It's not that difficult. -I'm taking a break. 228 00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:12,251 Enough telling stories. We have to get out of here. 229 00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:16,004 -They are going to kill Meg. -Yeah? Over Meg's dead body. 230 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,633 A flare gun. Good idea, Peter. 231 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:23,220 If we shoot down the duct, We could notify the authorities. 232 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:28,725 -My God! We are going to drown. -No problem. Put this on. 233 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:32,020 Peter, they're parachutes. What do we do with them? 234 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:35,399 They are to distract you while I put on a diving suit. 235 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,328 What's happening? 236 00:13:48,412 --> 00:13:51,540 It wasn't oxygen. It was a bottle of Tony Danza's breath. 237 00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,083 Who took my oxygen? 238 00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:58,130 Kiss me, Tony. I want your breath inside me. 239 00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:02,092 Hey! 240 00:14:02,176 --> 00:14:04,511 While death stares us in the face, 241 00:14:04,595 --> 00:14:07,181 I could tell you about my great-grandfather, 242 00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:10,142 the biggest silent film star from the 20's. 243 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:11,560 RKO PRESENTS GRIFFIN "BLACK EYE" 244 00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:13,353 His name was Willie Griffin "Black Eye" 245 00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:15,856 and his ocular misadventures They made him a star. 246 00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:19,234 RKO presents GRIFFIN "EYE MORADO" in PROBLEMATIC TELESCOPE 247 00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:24,907 "With this you can observe the sky." 248 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,291 "Uh oh. Not my eye again!" 249 00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:42,132 RKO presents GRIFFIN "EYE MORADO" in THE CRAZY MUSKET 250 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,521 "Uh oh. Not my eye again!" 251 00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:02,736 RKO presents GRIFFIN "EYE MORADO" in PROBLEM WITH THE PIANO 252 00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:26,677 A cake. 253 00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:34,101 "Uh oh. Not my eye again!" 254 00:15:38,397 --> 00:15:39,898 Griffin "Purple Eye" and his family 255 00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:42,025 were counted among the richest in Hollywood. 256 00:15:42,276 --> 00:15:45,070 They killed time frantically dancing the Charleston 257 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:48,532 and enjoying prosperity of the US after World War I, 258 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,910 which was then called Second International Civil War. 259 00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:54,162 But the golden years ended soon. 260 00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:57,791 Unfortunately, the voice of "Ojo Morado" It was not suitable for sound films. 261 00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:01,253 RKO presents Griffin "Ojo Morado" in TRAVELS AND NOVILLOS 262 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,505 Excuse me, madam, I'm the steer agent. 263 00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:06,550 I have found their children skipping class. 264 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:10,387 Wow. That's not right, is it, dear? 265 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:14,975 Chris, you have... It is important that you receive an education. 266 00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:17,644 Go finish your homework! 267 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:21,023 It was a simpler, better time. 268 00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:24,484 Whatever happens to us, I hope Meg is okay. 269 00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:29,573 Well now is it When do you get involved with me? 270 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:30,657 That? 271 00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:34,161 When I'm helpless and you take turns. You already know. 272 00:16:34,286 --> 00:16:39,124 -No, for God's sake, no. -What did he say? 273 00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:41,752 has asked if we are going to go too far with her. 274 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:46,423 -Oh really. I won't scream or anything. -No. I... No, no way. 275 00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:48,300 Come on, I'm pretty. 276 00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:54,014 -Are you OK? -Yeah. What fear I have been through. 277 00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:56,308 Well it would be a shame if you died 278 00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:58,936 without listening to the story of my great uncle, Peter Hitler, 279 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,521 Adolf's favorite brother. 280 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:04,775 Ah, you are there. 281 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:08,028 Are you coming to see the new dirty movie in Tetengarden? 282 00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:11,240 -Peter, can't you see I'm busy? -Yeah? What are you doing? 283 00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:13,367 -Things? -Yeah. 284 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:16,787 -Nazi things? -Yes, Peter, Nazi things. 285 00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:20,207 -Can I help you? -No, Peter. Let me work, okay? 286 00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:22,000 Okay, okay. OK. 287 00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:34,888 Hey, Addy. Addy, look. I'm Tojo. 288 00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:37,724 Addy, look. I'm... Look. I'm Tojo. 289 00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:42,604 I am Japanese. 290 00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,277 How cool. 291 00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:56,410 -This is what a gun sounds like. -Do you want to stop? 292 00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:57,828 Hey, can you leave me 50 marks? 293 00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:00,622 what have you done with the 50 I gave you last week? 294 00:18:00,706 --> 00:18:02,916 Come on, your girlfriend is not cheap. 295 00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:07,504 It was a joke. Look what face you make. 296 00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:11,008 What happened to the school of Fine Arts? Aren't you going to try again? 297 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:14,136 Hey, I have to go to a rally. I'll be back in an hour. 298 00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:16,221 A rally? Cool. 299 00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:24,021 Despair and hardship they have finished. Today a new order begins. 300 00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,023 All Europe will tremble 301 00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:30,152 when Germany occupies their rightful place ruling the world. 302 00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:31,278 Yes sir. 303 00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:35,324 Yes. As I said, The hour of our victory is approaching. 304 00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:37,993 We have victory in the pot. Yes, very good. 305 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:43,040 A new world, a better world. A German world. 306 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:47,211 Yes, Alemanator. "I'll be back." Yeah! 307 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:50,130 We will emerge as the dominant people. 308 00:18:50,214 --> 00:18:51,965 And all for you guys. 309 00:18:52,049 --> 00:18:54,885 You and your parades, your letters and calls... 310 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:58,805 All thanks to you. You have made it possible. 311 00:18:58,889 --> 00:19:01,308 God, give yourselves a round of applause. 312 00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,560 Come on, you deserve it. 313 00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:08,815 Hey, what if we all go to Privenvomiten? 314 00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:11,818 This son of a führer invites him for a beer. Come on. 315 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,406 Well that is everything there is to tell, guys. 316 00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:19,493 The Griffin Family Story forms a rich tapestry. 317 00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:21,328 But since we will all die, 318 00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:24,414 I think I must confess one more secret. 319 00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:27,584 -The godfather left me cold. -That? 320 00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:29,294 The godfather left me cold. 321 00:19:29,378 --> 00:19:32,089 -How can you say that, dad? -I didn't like it. 322 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,508 Peter, it's very good. It's the perfect movie. 323 00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:36,844 That's what everyone always says... 324 00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:41,473 Robert De Niro, Al Pacino... But you never see... Robert Duvall. 325 00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:44,560 I know. He is a good actor. I didn't like the movie. 326 00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:46,311 -Because? -It didn't catch me. 327 00:19:46,395 --> 00:19:48,355 Explain yourself. What did you not like? 328 00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,482 -It goes around a lot, Lois. -That? 329 00:19:50,566 --> 00:19:52,609 -It goes around a lot. -What does that mean? 330 00:19:52,693 --> 00:19:55,279 Because it has a valid message. It's insistent. 331 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:57,614 It takes a long time to get to the point and then you move on 332 00:19:57,698 --> 00:19:59,241 six and a half hours and... 333 00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:01,243 I can't with her. I haven't finished it. 334 00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:03,662 -I have never seen the end. -Haven't you seen it? 335 00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:06,540 How do you say you don't like it If you don't give it a chance? 336 00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:09,042 -I agree with Stewie. It's not fair. -How daring. 337 00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:11,753 I have tried to finish it three times, 338 00:20:11,837 --> 00:20:14,631 but I arrive at the scene where are they sitting... 339 00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:17,050 -A great scene. I love it. -For history. 340 00:20:17,134 --> 00:20:20,679 I don't know what they're talking about. They speak another language. 341 00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:23,182 -I lose interest and leave. -They speak in Italian. 342 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:25,601 The language they speak It is that of subtlety, 343 00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:27,060 something you don't understand. 344 00:20:27,144 --> 00:20:30,480 I love This house is a ruin. That's what I respond to that statement. 345 00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:32,441 -Exact. -There you have it. 346 00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:34,443 -Whatever you say. -I like that one too. 347 00:20:36,445 --> 00:20:41,283 -Thank God, you are fine. -You saved us, Mr. Swanson. 348 00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:43,493 -We have caught the thieves. -Thank goodness. 349 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:46,830 Unfortunately, They are going to denounce your daughter 350 00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:48,040 for sexual harassment. 351 00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:49,541 Well, just barely. 352 00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:52,961 Meg should get a lawyer. 353 00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:56,924 Honey, thank you for encouraging us with your stories. 354 00:20:57,007 --> 00:20:58,550 Your daughter is a sexual predator. 355 00:20:58,634 --> 00:21:01,345 If you don't do something, You can spend a lot of time in jail. 356 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:05,891 Don't thank me, Lois. Thank him to the greatness of my ancestors. 357 00:21:06,058 --> 00:21:08,894 -Well, guys. Take her away. -Dad, help me. 358 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:12,606 -Dad! -Have fun at the dance, Meg. 359 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:15,150 I hope you have fun. He deserves it. 360 00:21:44,847 --> 00:21:46,849 Translation: Antonio Palacios